Tony Stark ❝Iron Man❞ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
technetronic) wrote2012-03-06 10:57 pm
technetronic) wrote2012-03-06 10:57 pm
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You've reached Tony Stark. If you have this number, you've done something brilliant. Congratulations. Now please don't waste my time.
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candy-coated bribessmall gifts, it's time to wrap up all those friendship feels with one last message.]Remind me never to hire you as a babysitter, dude.
For the record? The goatee stopped being cool when Adam Sandler got one.
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I wouldn't want me to babysit either. Kids are germ factories.
And someone like me sets trends, they don't have to follow them.
[And people copying his facial hair is surprisingly common now since he stood up and revealed his secret superhero identity.]
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[You are kinda old, buddy. Speaking of old...]
Yeah? If you started a 1600's facial hair trend, it may be a sign you're a vampire. You might wanna seek medical attention for that. (Protip: Go at night!)
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I'd rather skip the getting sick part and go straight to avoidance.
Oh, haha. That's a jab at my age? Might mean a little more if you weren't an angsty teenager whining about your girlfriend etc etc.
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It was supposed to be a jab at the fact that a 400-year-old style probably doesn't make you a trendsetter. You probably missed it, due to your advanced age.
[Touche, by the way. Pretty accurate there.]
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And Pepper isn't always going to be around to carry around some for me.[He had to learn to a deal with a lot of things by himself ever since he gave Pepper her promotion to CEO.]
Yet, don't you hipsters shop at vintage stores? You can only play the 'for irony' card so many times.