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[technetronic]

You've reached Tony Stark. If you have this number, you've done something brilliant. Congratulations. Now please don't waste my time.

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[technetronic]

I wouldn't want me to babysit either. Kids are germ factories.

And someone like me sets trends, they don't have to follow them.

[And people copying his facial hair is surprisingly common now since he stood up and revealed his secret superhero identity.]

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[peterparker]

Never know, could boost your immune system!

[You are kinda old, buddy. Speaking of old...]

Yeah? If you started a 1600's facial hair trend, it may be a sign you're a vampire. You might wanna seek medical attention for that. (Protip: Go at night!)

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[technetronic]

I'd rather skip the getting sick part and go straight to avoidance.

Oh, haha. That's a jab at my age? Might mean a little more if you weren't an angsty teenager whining about your girlfriend etc etc.

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[peterparker]

Mysophobe, much? They make Lysol for that.

It was supposed to be a jab at the fact that a 400-year-old style probably doesn't make you a trendsetter. You probably missed it, due to your advanced age.

[Touche, by the way. Pretty accurate there.]

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[technetronic]

And Pepper isn't always going to be around to carry around some for me.

[He had to learn to a deal with a lot of things by himself ever since he gave Pepper her promotion to CEO.]

Yet, don't you hipsters shop at vintage stores? You can only play the 'for irony' card so many times.